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SUPER SLAY SUPER GONNA KMS

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Song of the day biotches, not artist of the day VOM^ SO! GET READY SLUTS! Today's diary intro, blog post, WHATEVER! Is gonna be soops complainy 💋 As always duh  N-e-wayzzzz  My moms friend, let's call her T, she and her 4 kids have been living with us for like idk maybe a month????? I obvi have no concept of time soooooo don't quote me on it baes!!!  N-e-wayz, I got blamed for something I didn't do AGAIN BY T! LIKE UGH RUH-UUUDEEEE STFU! First it was for some nasty ass pudding, like I don't eat pudding it's just not my thing! And T was like "well my kids don't do that and it has to be someone who's tall enough" LIKE I'VE SEEN YOUR KIDS REACH UP THERE PUH-LEASEEEEEE!  And then it was for drinks in the fridge???? Who wants flat regular coke that's infested with whatever new STD you have brewing up??? NOT MWAH!  So my mom was getting tired of it and decided to kick them all out! No worries though, T has been looking for a way to move out ...

UGH TRIPLE UGH BAE

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 Song of the day 💁‍♀️ SO! Listen up cunts, assholes, and everyone in between and around! I've had some SERIOUS lack if motivation to even exist recently. So obvs my posts have been lacking. By lacking I mean NOT HAPPENING AT ALL. I'm the only one who reads these shit scraps, BUT IT STILL BOTHERS ME DUH!!!  N-E-wayzzz, the charging port to my computer just died like- RUH-UUUDEEEEE!!!! So I can no longer feel aesthetic while writing these silly little blogs for silly little mwah!  Side note before I give you some SERIOUS DO NOW ADVICE, I'm watching Dare Me and they are not lacking in WLW, or problematic behavior but I'm choosing to skip past that.  Side note OVERRRRRR, NEOW! Time for some serious fashion advice that you need to take NOW! Dollar tree is the place to go recently! The one in my city, the fancy one with the freezers, is selling L.A. colors lip gloss!!! I also got a tiara, THAT I WILL BE WEARING EVERYWHERE BTW!!!! I also got some gorge heart shaped sunglas...

It got worse mini blog and other shit

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Song of the day ^^^^ Alright so! I feel A LOT worse than yesterday- Idk if i wrote about me getting sick but whatever! I am, and its gotten sooooooo much worseeeeeeee!!!!!1!!!  I didn't go to school today, slept until 4 pm, my head hurt so fuckin much it was probably the worst thing to ever happen to me and thats saying a lot baes :( I was crying so hard earlier ,cause my throat felt like it closed up and it was hard to breathe, AND IT CAUSED MY NOSE TO BLEED ARGARGARG and now my white shirt is stained OH EM GEE (south park spoiler in this paragraph) im at the episode where stans family moves to a weed farm, doesn't shelly die because stan sets the farm on fire?? Idk i saw something about it on tik tok, OH NOOOOOOOO IKE VAPES AND SO DO THE OTHER KINDERGARTNERS???? sad </3 ---------------------------------------------------- Spoilers overrrrrrrrrrr  Alright baes, what if i started a vlog OR A PODCAST??? I like creating content and stuff in general. I think imma start a podca...

Ultra mega slay pussy pop chili cook off :P

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  Song of the day^^^  Alright baes, today has been SHIIIIIIIII-TYYYYY. I got fuckin SICK cause I drank after my mom so now I have whateverrr this shit is (not covid obvs) SO! Before a i got sick, aka yesterday, I went to this chili cook off with my friend and we met up with 3 of her friends and 1 other dude we know! But i have TEAAAAAAAAAAA BABES! Ok so, my friend who went to the chili cook off with me spent the night cause why not and my mom always invites her over! And she told me her gma said "well doesn't panda have any other friends" her gma DOES NOT like mwah like????? There's so much more to the story but I don't wanna write more about my friends gma without my friends permission! Soooo i'll just talk about the cook off. Me and my friend walked around through the rows in the arena the entire time collecting candy and beaded necklaces that the booths were giving out, we even got kazoos and maracas! We got to the cook off at 11 AM, the actual chilli eatin...

I stole cones with sharty chloe

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Song of the day- This Hurts by MSI I obvs dont support MSI but their songs slap harder than your moms hand on my ass during segzy time xoxo Today was soops uneventful. Living the life of an unmotivated 14 year old who doesn't like going out by herself, has no money, is poor, and with a nosy and controlling mom, is bound to be boooooooring as shit. Snooze worthy at times babes. The most I did today was steal a cone ive been eyeballing for a week. OH and my mom found out about my vibrator cause I'm a dumb whore who cant help but snitch on herself. I'm good with keeping other peoples secrets but can't help sharing my own?????? Makes me wanna vom babes! Oh em gee, i only have the damn thing cause me and 2 other friends of mine bought matching ones for funzies. But there has been some DUH-RAW-MUH, spilled to me today! SOOOOOOO, my mom has an ex bf who is TERRIBLE. Like this man is so shit I would put a cheese grater on his balls if it didn't mean i had to touch them to d...

If I don't get my glowup I'll kms

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 Song of the day-  I literally have nothing to say, I haven't had any interesting human interaction for 2 days because I haven't gone to school.  You know how detrimental it is to be this bored and MWAH? Very.  Im only starting this blog because I wanna be able to say I'm a girl blogger. Oh em gee im literally not even sticking to what the theme of this post was supposed to be I'm going to rampage. N-E-wayzzz, I have glowup plans cause I cant wait a year and 2 months. There's certain things I wanna do but I'm poor and can't do makeup ugh argargarg.  But check the makeup and fit from the other day, only thriving im so clit 💋 Bored now, xoxo bye 💋