Ultra mega slay pussy pop chili cook off :P

 

Song of the day^^^ 

Alright baes, today has been SHIIIIIIIII-TYYYYY. I got fuckin SICK cause I drank after my mom so now I have whateverrr this shit is (not covid obvs)

SO! Before a i got sick, aka yesterday, I went to this chili cook off with my friend and we met up with 3 of her friends and 1 other dude we know! But i have TEAAAAAAAAAAA BABES! Ok so, my friend who went to the chili cook off with me spent the night cause why not and my mom always invites her over! And she told me her gma said "well doesn't panda have any other friends" her gma DOES NOT like mwah like????? There's so much more to the story but I don't wanna write more about my friends gma without my friends permission! Soooo i'll just talk about the cook off.

Me and my friend walked around through the rows in the arena the entire time collecting candy and beaded necklaces that the booths were giving out, we even got kazoos and maracas! We got to the cook off at 11 AM, the actual chilli eating started at 2:30 PM, and we left at 4 PM. Butttt before that, we met up with 4 other people, walked around with only 2 of them, but most of the time it was just me and my friend. We all went to the flea market on the 2nd floor and I bought a cute little dog thingy AND MY FRIENDS FRIEND SAID I BOUGHT A DOG FLESH-LIGHT BECAUSE IT HAD A HOLE IN THE TOP AND THE BOTTOM WAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE TOOTSIE ROLL PIGGY BANKS BUT IT DIDNT COME OUT HELP-

I also got a cute ballerina necklace and we tried honey samples! Now time for people interactions! First the worst one </3

My friend was putting the ballerina necklace on me cause i asked her to, and this dude was just straight up staring at us, it was just a weird experience cause we were like "hello?????" it was just soops creepy

I had a tiny random conversation that this dude who was selling pop initiated, he was very nice. Me and my friend went to one of the chili booths to get a necklace and the dude running it gave us a cup of chilli wayyyyy before he was supposed to and the chilli was A-MAY-ZINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We ran into this random dude who was like "yall got anything for me" my friend gave him something and i was having trouble getting what i wanted to give him out of my bag and he said "you having trouble there with those fuckin dog ears" MY HAT WAS NOT A DOG AND LOOKED NOTHING LIKE ONE ARGARGARG SOOOOOOOOOO NOT CLIT!!!!! I responded to him so dramatically but not in a rude way obvs! Gave him the chocolate i was trying to give him. But the best interaction was probably this one guy dressed as a pirate at a booth giving out necklaces and gold chocolate coins! I was walking back up to the flea market cause i got bored and decided to explore by myself, and he was holding out the necklaces and coins and i was like "oh no thanks i've already gotten some from yall" and he asked if id gotten a coin and i was like yeah and he made me take another and did the same thing every time me or me and my friend walked by him even though he knew. Soops nice


Nothing super cool or funny happened but we had a good time. I didn't eat any chili besides that one cup cause I had 2 cans of pop and was already full </3

Here's some pics and videos i took 


                                     My friend 


The arena where the cook off was



Plant :)


Posters for things i wanna go to with my friend(s)



Arena but different angles??? OH EM GEEEE



                                         The infamous flesh-light dog???? A sight to see


Random pic

SEE MY HAT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN DOG

The fit 😳🌝💋

Bored neow bye baes xoxo 💋👑












 




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